What would Doogie Howser M.D. write?

Musings

2006-04-24T22:43:36Z

Probably leave a much perkier thing later but for now you get this.
"Life... is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for. Unreturnable, because all you get back is another box of chocolates. You're stuck with this undefinable whipped-mint crap that you mindlessly wolf down when there's nothing else left to eat. Sure, once in a while, there's a peanut butter cup, or an English toffee. But they're gone too fast, the taste is fleeting. So you end up with nothing but broken bits, filled with hardened jelly and teeth-shattering nuts, and if you're desperate enough to eat those, all you've got left... is an empty box... filled with useless, brown paper wrappers." ("Musings of a Cigarette Smoking Man")

I am

2006-03-21T21:14:04Z

I debated about writing this, but I figured very few people read this anymore so this is more for me than the viewing audience at home.
I am:
jobless
goal-less
broke
isolated
feeling useless
worried that my whole life will be like this
fearing that I will spend my whole life paying the thousands of dollars I wasted in college
directionless
worried that I will rely too much on the few people who are still around me
wondering what happened
wondering, was I always this lost but just to busy to notice
stuck in my apartment because of bad weather
getting fatter by the minute
watching bad movies a lot
on a very bad sleep schedule right now
realizing that getting a crap job will give me money but that I'll still feel lost only in a crap job
needing health insurance
very glad to have a great guy
very glad to have a great kitty
putting off cleaning the bathroom
sad about my birthday
frustrated to be another year older and accomplishing so little in life
tired of doing dishes
wanting to know if I matter to people
sad that all my friends are too busy or too far away
not wanting to go home
reading a book about DaVinchi
crocheting a billion scarves until I run out of yarn
grouchy that CSI season five or X-files is still not in at the library
also grouchy that nothing is waiting for me at the library not even the Smashing Pumpkins I've been waiting for for two weeks
Annoyed that I keep losing card games to a bear on the hoyle cards computer game
grouchy that gas is so expensive
grouchy that I have to get my drivers liscense renewed before Sunday
depressed that I will spend much of my birthday and the weekend around it alone
wondering from reading about DaVinchi's dreams if DaVinchi knew of aliens and believed in flight because he had seen other things besides birds fly
wishing there were no snow so I could walk
missing Davis, because there are just some times you need hugs
thinking I have too much time alone and with nothing to do but think
sad about the snow because I was looking forward to doing the Boge's yardwork
thinking I've written too long
debating about posting this
going to anyway

The most ridiculous fandom ever award goes to....

2006-02-14T22:14:59Z

Little Morphin Annie II.

Michael writes:

Power Rangers SPD, whose initials stand for "Space Delta Patrol" actually stand for "Stupid, Pathetic and Dumb" or how negatively they stand for. It may not be the worst Power Rangers sequel, but it is one of the worst ever, just like most of its various predecessors, especially even when Disney took over its franchise from Saban. The setup of the cast of characters and the plots or storylines are so screwed up for most of the PRs sequels that just make no sense at all. In other words, they poured way too many stupid ideas into virtually each episode of each sequel due to ill-preparedness of the crewmembers (i.e., writers, actors, producers, directors, etc.). At least the Japanese versions of the shows, otherwise known as "Sentai" are far better in terms of storylines and setup of cast of characters than the ones adapted by Saban and Disney. I have a feeling that the next sequel, Power Rangers Mystic Force, would also stink the way most of the other ones did due to the lack of serious elaboration by the production crew. I acknowledge that the PRs series will go on and on, but I feel Disney is simply wasting their time, money and energy in making such show that even some people call it a rip-off since they don't know how to manipulate borrowed ideas well enough to make the presentation interesting. Instead of hiring actors whom many are virtual unknowns and don't know how to act, they should start doing voice-overs of the Japanese version of the series each and every year, or cancel the show altogether despite there is still a fan base out there for it although such fan base is not as large as when the PRs series debuted back in the early 90's. Even most Power Rangers fans (including many kids) would prefer to watch the Japanese-made Sentai over PRs adapted by Saban and Disney because Sentai is more of a true original and well-elaborated in many aspects.

Nick's Reply: That is more energy than they devote to making Power Rangers shows. Congratulations!

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A little less leperosy

2006-02-13T20:54:48Z

So it seems I still have the 'ole socializing gene in me. In that I had two very impromtu dinners/hanging out this weekend. It was quite nice. Also Davis was home for the weekend and that always makes things great, and I had cleaned before he got home so the house was all nice and clean smelling.
Friday I cleaned, and then Davis came home and then we went on a whim to visit Crystal and had Mexican food and went to a Super-deluxe Barnes and Nobles.
Saturday we lounged, played Scrabble, watched Friends, watched the movie Chaplin and made spaghetti. A delicious triple feature.
Sunday we lounged, did some laundry Monique came over and we made herby chicken and mashed potatoes and stuffing. Mmmm excellent. It was a great weekend.
Today I also got a phone call calling me about a job.
Other plans
Starting the car and gassing it up, I was going to walk to town again, but it's hella cold.
Possibly cheering Monique on a Undergrad Artists finals.
More job work.
More Laundry.
Cleaning up the kitchen.
Still Job hunting. (Since I posted stuff on career builder I've gotten offers to do very vaguely worded jobs from very obscure companies).
Tomorrow or Thursday might yield a Hamilton trip.
Other than that I'm still hanging out, trying to feel productive, reading and trying to beat Where in the US is Carmen Sandiego (that one is much longer than Where in the World).

This chapter is called, And Laura Lives the Life of a Leper. (dig the alliteration!)

2006-02-09T20:37:02Z

Well, since I am no longer 'enrolled' in classes but have yet to graduate the university in their ever so sweet selves have given me thirty days to clear out of my email account. So now if you need to email me (and no one does anyway except for things about increasing my penis size, not like I need it, my penis is huge) you now need to send things to my very old, but now new email address at oompah22@hotmail.com lovely.
Also I keep checking my horoscope and it keeps telling me I will have monetary gain and awesome-ness however I think for me a 'monetary gain' is a day I don't have to spend anything.
Still jobless,
Still broke,
Still goal-less,
And my house somehow magically got dirtier.
I'm also to the point where I can't tell if people are avoiding me or I'm avoiding them.
All in all it's a lovely time. I think I'll just go home and wallow more. Wallow, wallow, wallow.
Mmmm wallowing...
In an weird upnote I am reading a book about Frederick the Great (former ruler of the Prussian empire) and I have learned several new and interesting words... who knew a chancre was a syphillis sore? Also that kings and royalty in ye olde times used a lot of foul language.
Simply lovely and marvelous.
Now to go home and hang out with my cat. It's super fun and we have great coversations. Today we are going to argue the merits and compare the theory of relativity and quantum mechanics in how they both present the fabric of the universe in different ways, the kitty has been reading up in several different scientific tomes and it should be a fascinating time.

Boo.

2006-02-01T21:10:01Z

Well, today has not been a fun day. I just needed to say that. I need to come to grips with the fact that today has been a lousy day. So I'd normally write cute stories and discuss the banal happenings of my everyday life. But I think I really need to be away from these little kids in the library, they are noisy, smell funny, and their stupid (yes it's been upgraded to stupid) game is sucking up the bandwith or whatever makes internet not slow. Plus, all my stuff got honked up on the career builder site (although it took ten minutes of loading to find out). Also my necklace broke and I might've lost part of it. Some other not fun stuff. And I'm considering applying at UDF. Not even walking is making me feel better. I'm calling it quits. I'm going home I'm going to clean my dirty smelly house sit around in pajamas, eat toast with strawberry jam and watch Batman (because in the only bright spot of the day it finally came in at the library).

Any minute now, my mom will insist I start wearing a helmet at all times.

2006-01-29T20:28:08Z

Happy Year of the Dog!
Sitting in the library waiting for the Boge to call.
So last night Davis and I were doing our usual Satuday night at Walmart and we were goofing around in the toy section. I went to kick a miniature soccer ball at him and I slipped and fell rather hard on my left butt cheek, my left wrist and the right side of my head. After Davis stopped laughing he came over and checked me for lumps and made sure I wasn't bleeding (from my head not my rear). Then we went about our shopping but I was very spacey (well, more spacey than I usually am, and not the cool 'oh you're turning into Kevin Spacey' trick either) and I started to feel a bit nauseous. So we went home and I spent the rest of the evening slowly becoming less fuzzy and with an ice pack on my head. Today I'm good and I can't tell if the headache I had a little earlier was from sinuses or the head trauma. Although I don't have it anymore because I'm self-adviling. I can't feel a distinctive lump though and mostly I'm just glad it didn't require stitches or coma time, because it was bad enough my mom calling and telling her I fell down and almost seriously hurt myself, but it would have been way worse to tell that I did it while nutting around in the toy aisle.
So I'm sitting here in the public library again, and there are those wanker little kids pounding on the keyboard and arguing about the point systems in "Runescapes" while their little online trolls run around and stuff. Normally I think I'm quite tolerant and accepting of the nerd masses and the weird online games they play but these kids are seriously something to behold and I'm just glad that when my friends enjoy themselves playing games like this and that I don't have to witness it.
I'm about to be introduced to D.P. Dough in a little while. Because I could've picked up a snack to have last night and tomorrow at Walmart but I wasn't feeling particularly hungry (head trauma). Then later on tonight I'm making mashed potatoes and chicken noodle in the crock pot.
In other news of note:
Still Jobless (anyone know anything I could do with my low skill level and lack of experience?)
Still Batman the Animated Series Volume Four-less thanks to the schmos at Lane who take two months and several weeks to get things in.
Still full of allergies and sinuses thanks to the nice but ever creepy weather. I just don't expect sixty degree weather in January and the longer it lasts the longer I fear karmic weather retribution. Or a disgustingly hot summer. Ick.
Need a new tv series to find from the library to get interested in old favorites that still manage to be fun to watch multiple times need a break. So anything but Alias, West Wing, Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Sex and the City, CSI. We tried getting into 24 but it's uber-depressing if you watch more than one at a time. Also the library doesn't carry Mythbusters. Wankers.
Well, hunger is overtaking me and I think Dr. Boge will just have to pick up her own overheards.

Where's the hug monster when you need one?

2006-01-18T22:40:04Z

A rather recent update however it makes sense, in that I have nothing to do at the moment. Besides working very hard to keep my house clean, covering paperback books with contact paper and the occasional torture the cat move I've been very sedentary.
In the things that suck category:
Sucky weather brings attack of the sinuses from 3 am - 6 am this morning
Sucky weather also means no walking (I hate being cooped up) I took a walk just now but it will take awhile for me to be able to feel my ass again sadly.
Since Davis has gone back to Dayton for the week, the house is all empty and I find that when I call people the only thing I talk to is their voicemail (even my mom)
People who don't put their cellphone on silent at the library and worse who talk on their phone at the library.
Also the little schmucks who bogart the library computers to play 'runescape' and other such games. They too are noisy. Not saying that I'm the shush queen myself, but I've never 'your mom' insulted people loudly in a library.
Applying for jobs that I don't really want but I apply for because I need the money. It's the worst lack motivation I've had in ages. Nothing worse than having to act aggressive about a job in the paint shop.
I suppose the above wouldn't be that bad I wasn't feeling such a void of purpose. Being so lost in life is really sucking my perky attitude and bumming me out.
I really dislike the not busy-ness, I normally am one that everynow and then likes to take a day of leisure but nothing but leisure and waiting makes me a little nutty, bored and makes me feel very un-useful.
Things that don't suck:
Keep remembering that Davis is cuddly.
Keep remembering that the kitty is also cuddly.
At least my house will be clean (ish, for me)
That this is like a crappy down phase in my life and hopefully the whole thing won't last that way.
Batman socks (still cool)
Computer with cool music on it and speakers to listen to it with.
Chocolate cake (chocolate anything at this point, I'm drowning my sorrows in gluttony)
I've still got a reasonable amount of intelligence. (I would also add health but I think the evil sinus thing takes that out of the equation for at least today)
Leftover Lasagna to hold me over the whole week.
People who I do get a hold of and are still around to support me when I need it (which seems I need far too much supporting).
Brady Bunch Hawaii special (so deliciously horrendous....mmmm tiki taboo)
Jeans that still fit despite chocolate gluttony and no walking for the Laura this week.

Is that a frog in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

2006-01-17T21:26:43Z

Trivia of the day:
It was said that Edvard Greig kept a frog in his pocket that he would stroke to bring him inspiration.
-Music trivia you should know from the people at Trivial Pursuit Genus Five

Puncturing another uneventful day.

2006-01-17T21:21:14Z

My Horoscope for today:
A normal day and success at work will come through the help of family members. Excitement will prevail and health will be fine. Sudden monetary benefits are possible and travel will be fruitful. Old friends may visit and relations will be cordial.
In fact both Vedic sites said I'd be making the dough and getting a job. So I hope they are right. Also the old friends idea cheers me up, just as long as it's none of my old friends from my days as a dirty french prostitute. But I've felt so cut off and I think it's compounding all my other worries. Anyway, it's much better than the one I got on Saturday that said we'd have to take a trip to the hospital though on both Friday and Saturday Davis almost hit a dog in the car, two different dogs each day, I think that's why we didn't journey far Sunday and Monday.
In other news, I have no other news. That's about it for interesting things.
You're all stupid people, stupid, stupid, stupid! -Plan Nine from Outer Space.

Even sassy cats dislike dull gray days

2006-01-05T20:47:05Z

Everytime when I come to Lane library the same boys are on the upstairs computers playing the same online roleplaying dungeon-y and dragon-y games, it wouldn't bug me except they are very loud. Also apparently no one turns their cellphone on silent in public libraries anymore. Eh. I am going to pick up the Star Wars Revenge of the Sith movie, I wasn't in a hurry to see it (and truthfully I'm still not) but I thought it was one of those thing you need to see just so you've seen them. So now I'm going to go home, clean, do some laundry, find some chocolate, pay my phone bill and rent, watch Star Wars, and wait to hear back on a job. Life doesn't get more exciting than this. Possibly I'll read more Harry Potter for like the millionth time (I really need to find another good book series or something to get into, Suggestions?) Well, here's hoping that my friends are leading more exciting and fulfilling lives than mine right now. Also that I start getting positive mail, and phone calls soon, really tired of only receiving bills, junkmail, or negative phone calls about not being able to visit or something else that's gone wrong. Too bad it's too icky for a nice long walk. I'll just have to settle for getting fat while eating chocolate and walk later. Also, now that New Years has passed I need something to look forward too, like an exciting Arbor day celebration so if someone thinks of something let me know.

Positive Positive Plan to be Positive

2006-01-04T22:26:01Z

Things that I'm grateful for:
-Lemon Merangue Pie (So Tart, so Lemon-y, so Merangue-y, so delicious)
-Getting a Pony for Christmas (As an ornament)
-Two words; Batman Socks
-Giant, soft Bath towls
-Jeans that fit
-Consolidated jewelry
-New Years with lots of friends
-Sparkling Wine
-Kitty Cuddles
-Speakers on my Computer!
-Reading (and watching) Harry Potter over again
-Hopefully finishing The Simarillion
-Cocoa Dyno Bites
-Holidays that yield my favorite snack the 'Cheeseball' and crackers
-Unusally warm weather that yields six hour walks
-A year that promises X-Men 3, Superman Returns and Spiderman 3 possibly?
-Never having to take another science class again, unless I discover a disposition as a molecular chemist.
-Room on my computer for delicious music, now I just have to find it.
-Cuddles in general
-Finally watching Alias season four
-A somewhat clean house that was scrubbed by me (of course already a few days later and it is slowly becoming unclean again, but at least there was once a time when it was nearly perfect (for my standards anyway))
-Supergreat guy (That should kind of be at the top but for me is implied constantly)
Let's hope that it's a foreshadowing of the New Year

Boo

2006-01-03T20:55:02Z

Ick grey weather.
Going to do Boge stuff.
Predicted horrible day on my vedic astrology chart.
Although it wasn't bad until I had to leave the house.
More later, maybe.

wussing out and procrastinating my final paper

2005-12-14T01:42:15Z

L A Y E R O N E :
Name: Laura A. Kremer
Birth date: March 23. 1981.
Birthplace: Piqua, Ohio
Currently a resident of: Oxford, OH
Eye Color: Blue, Gray ish
Hair Color: Carmel dark Blonde-ish
Height: about 5’2"
Zodiac Sign: In Western Astrology I'm an Aries but in Vedic Astrology my Ascendent sign is Gemini and my moon sign is Scorpio. My birthstar is Jyeshtha, the gemstone is Emerald (which I wear and unrefined one on my necklace) I'm supposed to be a great ruler or seller of linseed oil.

L A Y E R T W O :
Your heritage: German and a tiny bit of French on my mother's side and most likely Irish on my father's
The shoes you wore today: slip on burgundy mary janes
Your weakness: I am my own worst enemy always
Your fears: toilets overflowing, needles, failing alot
Your perfect pizza: Mushroom, Pepperoni, Spinach, Tomato, and Green Peppers
Goal(s) you’d like to achieve: I'd like to have a goal to achieve, although not being destitute my whole life would really be cool.

L A Y E R T H R E E :
Your most overused phrase: Ask Jana, apparently my speech tick like that of a Will Farrell character. Yeah...
Your thoughts first waking up: I think of someone, and then I hope today will be better than the day before.
Your best physical feature(s): I personally like my Hair, but I get compliments on my eyes.
Your bedtime: Late, night owl, I get very grouchy with an early bedtime.
Your most missed memory: I still don't get this question if I miss it, is that because it's not there anymore? I suppose I just miss being around more people. Being needed or noticed or something. Not so much a memory as a feeling.

L A Y E R F O U R :
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
McDonald’s or Burger King: Vive Le Roi! Burger King is so delicious in my belly!
Adidas or Nike: Gray New Balance (then they don't look as dirty as fast)
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: ick
Chocolate or vanilla: Chocolate everyday of the week and twice on Sunday
Cappuccino or coffee: Umm the only thing I ever get from Starbucks is Hot Chocolate, Hot Apple Cider with Carmel, and some minty frozeny-thing that's like 1 percent coffee.

L A Y E R F I V E :
Smoke: Allergic
Cuss: Hell yes.
Sing: But not songs-songs, like little dittys about making spaghetti, or doing laundry or watching Harry Potter mostly when I'm happy. Sometimes I sing songs of love and adorations to people's voicemails.
Take a shower everyday: In the evening, I like going to sleep feeling clean.
Have a crush(es): I haven't had a crush since High School thank you very much
Your type: Don't have one, although I've never been one for the lanky guys.
Want to get married: eventually but it depends on the person you want to be with, not because society dictates you to do that
Believe in yourself: Not a whole lot, though arguably for my psyche I've let myself down quite a bit.
Get motion sickness: Only in the back of Aunt Ruthie's van.
Think you’re attractive: Yeah, until I see a photo of myself
Think you’re a health freak: Never, ever, not even during Lent.
Get along with your parent(s): Yes-ish, though not the she's my bestest friend kind of way.
Like thunderstorms: mmmm good napping weather. Mostly the thought of being cuddled up inside while hell is unleashed outside
Play an instrument: not much anymore.

L A Y E R S I X :
In the past month…
Drank alcohol: Sadly no, though I'm close to hitting the bottle now anytime...oops, I lied mom forced some of Megan's Strawberry Daquiri on me at Thanksgiving.
Smoked: Still Allergic
Had Sex: Well, I plead the fifth on that one. No answer can be good!
Made Out: Of course, wink wink, nudge nudge.
Gone on a date: I dunno, we don't really categorize our outings
Gone to the mall: Nope, I don't shop.
Eaten sushi: Nope and that's actually a never thing either. Not I'll never eat it, I just never have. (Although I have had unfortunate encounters with calamari does that count?)
Been on stage: Nope, that would entail me going out.
Been dumped: Thank goodness, no.
Gone skating: Nope but I used to when I was a girl scout
Made homemade cookies: Yes, Pumpkin, white chocolate, macedamia nut!
Gone skinny dipping: It's winter, no.
Stolen anything: I'm not that interesting.

L A Y E R S E V E N :
Ever…
Played a game that required removal of clothing: No, lucky everyone else
If so, was it mixed company: See Above
Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: Yes, but not enough to make a habit out of it.
Been caught “doing something”: No, thankfully for the almost traumatized minds of my readers
Been called a tease: Heh, no.
Gotten beaten up: Heck no, I'm butch.
Shoplifted: Nah too much moral uppity-ness here.

L A Y E R E I G H T :
Age you hoping to be married: I dunno before 70 a decent answer?
Numbers and Names of Children: Well, the rule is no more than three kids (or a fourth accident) but that just depends on my threshold for pain, also I really should be married and discuss this with him as well. But names I like Tristan, Adrian, Vincent, Victor, Patrick, and chicks I like Isabella, Eleanor, Delilah, Olivia (maybe) but it kind of depends on what the kid looks like it should be named. NO crazy spellings though.
How do you want to die: In my sleep in old age, in my warm bed, on the ship above the Titanic
What country would you most like to visit: Russia, Italy, New Zealand anywhere really.

L A Y E R N I N E :
Best eye color: I have come to be preferrential to Greenish
Best hair color: I've always wanted Darker hair
Short or long hair: on a guy? Short!
Height: Taller than me but no more than a foot.
Best weight: Me? Less than I am right now.
Best articles of clothing: Flannel Pants and non-white socks
Best first date location: Burger King and a Movie (I'm a simple gal)
Best first kiss location: Location isn't what matters, nor would I limit it to just a kiss.

L A Y E R T E N :
Number of drugs taken illegally: Well, I shot up with Heroin earlier does that count?
Number of people I would trust with my life: a few
Number of CDs that I own: Enough to fill a stand thingy
Number of piercings: two in each ear
Number of tattoos: NONE! It looks so ouchy.
Number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper: I dunno I never checked. Few times, though I'm not headline material. Maybe when I'm president.

I'm Batman...

2005-12-06T18:26:20Z

Kind of bummed
Asked about working fulltime in the paint shop again till I figure things out. Not that I don't mind it or whatever, working there, but it's a direction in life kind of just like a well, it would pay and I don't mind the work. Sort of well, didn't feel good to have to ask. Was hoping some career fairy would pop out of thin air and give me some direction. A magical well-paying job offer (with dental), that'd be great.
Feel kind of isolated lately, cause sometimes location doesn't matter I guess I'm too old or not fun or heaven knows what but whatever.
I have English tonight and I have to write two papers before I go, boo.
I have a lab test tomorrow.
I guess no matter how un-stellar I do in my other classes (as long as I pass) I should always feel good about myself for passing botany with a "B".
The Boge hasn't called awhile for me to clean-organize me this dismays me, what if I've been un-needed, forgotten or replaced or worse, have a ton of crap to take care of one of these days.
The kitty has nested in the orange chair. To conserve heat for awhile I've shut the back bedroom doors and put her fuzzy blanket on the chair, and now it's her kitty nest. Very cute.
Some chump wrote a horribly review for Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire in the Amusement. Not saying I expect a lot from that crap paper, but would it be alright to find a Non-pyschology major wanker who actually has seen or read the books. He gave it a C-, now I'm not saying it had the same darkness of Prisoner of Azkaban, but that ass wouldn't know anyway. I write better reviews and I'm retarded. Jana and Jeana stalked him on facebook and wrote him evil messages.
I'm only three people away from watching Season Four of Alias.
Watched Batman Begins this weekend, I heart that movie, I love Batman in general. Someday, we are getting married.
Also been on a Harry Potter trip, in the mood to watch the movies and read the books, I think it's a form of escape-ism, from the plain suckyness of life. Big thanks to Davis and Jana for indulging my grumps and letting me dance around sing 'Harry Potter'.
I really dislike Marching Methods. I've only done one chart of my final project and already I'm tired of playing with little dots. Boo.
My English Professor is buying the class pizza tonight, at my insistance. I think it's the least he can do.
Belated Happy Birthday to Not-So-Baby K!
Well, to my car to get some lunch and then write a bunch of crappy crappy papers.

Poetry sucks, two more weeks of it!

2005-11-29T22:50:08Z

The Guppy
by Ogden Nash

Whales have calves,
Cats have kittens,
Bears have cubs,
Bats have bittens,
Swans have cygnets,
Seals have puppies,
But guppies just have little guppies.

Sigh

2005-11-15T18:17:34Z

Farewell Eddie Guerrero, the Latino Heat of the Professional Wrestling world, I've always enjoyed watching you in the short time I was a wrestling fan. You were technically good, and always, always entertaining.
Cheat to Win!

http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/videos/
Click on the one Chris Benoit remembers Eddie

'Put that Puppy down' -Jack Liles referring to marching band drill

2005-11-08T02:42:27Z

Good Weekend.
Lounging on Friday
First Football game I attended as a spectator at OSU. Good times were had by all, long drive though. Although as drives go, I have a pretty entertaining navigator and we manage to enjoy cartrips.
Watched The Ring.
Did Pregame drill in a timely manner, thanks to my cute drill writing assistant.
Forgot to do laundry though.
House messy, dishes undone.
Lots of cuddles.
Spaced on the Monique Birthday party thing it's now on this Friday.
Watched my first Everybody Loves Raymond, and lots o' CSI.
Then Drill writing class with Jack, boo. Made a Pac-Man form though.
Now I'm grooving to the musical stylings of Daler Mehndi in the Music Library while waiting for Jana.
Quote of the weekend that I can quote on here:
"Science, it's not just for men anymore." - Davis
Boo the week that comes.
English in Hamilton tomorrow night, not sure what to expect since I lead a revolt against hypocrisy and redundancies last week. Also, an EDP test Thursday.
Still searching for certain cds and songs boo, the library system that doesn't seem effective, I mean, why list an item if it's not for lending or if you no longer have or ever had the item? Wankers.

The Clarinet of Broken Hearts struggles to be heard over the cacophony.

2005-11-03T18:43:06Z

And my weekend shall soon start.
I'm starving.
But going to work for The Boge for a little while.
Class tonight.
Davis is coming back.
A day of fun tomorrow hopefully.
Saturday Roadtrip.
Saturday night celebrating the birthday of Monique.
Sunday Marching Methods crap.
Hopefully colorful happy weather throughout.
Last night the kitty got her head stuck in an empty Kleanex box, I shouldn't worry that somehow she's mentally defective should I?

I bested your black knight and now I seek to defrock your bishop!

2005-11-01T21:51:16Z

Hell hath frozeneth overeth.
I hath not only passed a science class but done so with grade that doesn't make one cringe!
So, happy, the sun is shining.
Leaves pretty.
And B is for Botany and it's good enough for me!
The only sad part is, I actually liked Botany and I'm sad at it's passing.
Nevertheless I shall hug a tree in thanks, perhaps a cute colorful Sugar Maple (Acer Saccharum).
Perhaps my life's calling is as a druid.
I'll look into that.
Anywho

Yay weekend!

2005-10-22T16:12:28Z

Hello Beautiful Weather!!
Today is sunny, and blue-skied and colorful with the trees!
Going Grocery Shopping!
Possibly going hiking!
Cleaning and Laundry!
Watching the kitty watch the chipmunks on the patio!
Cuddling later!
Never has the mundane been more exciting!

Quote off of a chud.com review

2005-10-21T18:03:06Z

"Is this film unabashedly a chick flick? You bet your last tampon it is."
-Thanks David Oliver...

Stupid Laura Trix are for Hookers

2005-10-21T01:03:50Z

I was just browsing a person's webpage when I found a link to their livejournal curiousity got the better of me so I perused it's offerings and it left me with a feeling of dumb. Not only do I feel dumb but also tacky and simple. It couldn't get more highbrow if I tried. I usually don't dog the artists in the world but there are things I just don't get. I can't seem to make describing simple things incredibly intricate or amazing. I can't ponder life's greater happenings with wit and a vocabulary that would make tenured professors of the english language squirm. I know I'm intelligent and smart and on occasion entertaining, but I am utterly perplexed at the pomp and circumstance one can use when simply discussing their television watching habits. I think I am an oaf. A simpleton. Worse, an Ohio-an. I come from Versailles and not the elegant palace. I have a cat who resides with me, chases bugs and on occasion imparts her stomach lovin' on my floor. As an unfortunate side-effect of dwelling too long at Miami around girls who make statements like questions "My name is Katie?" I now utilize the word 'like' in my vocabulary like a little too often. I eat cows, not usually raw or with the fur on but I eat them nonetheless. I also don't feel bad about eating said cows because, they are dumb, literally. (Have you met one? They had it coming.) I don't have fancy tattoos because I'm a wuss and with the way I'm expanding no one wants a giant stretched out anything on me. It's like getting a tatoo of a sperm whale only to have it end up Moby Dick. I listen to all sorts of music, some of which most people don't even comprehend, I read novels in the fourth grade that some people will have never read in their entire lifetime. I soak up knowledge like a sponge, I still retain knowledge from high school history and then some. I can kick anyone's ass at any trivia game known to man (unless we are counting sports questions and yeah, not important.) Plus, there is so much more I can't even think of at the moment. So why is it despite the fact that I own a car (Laura leaps into the nineties!) I feel that I still will remain, pedestrian?

Today in Science Class

2005-10-20T20:10:59Z

Professor: "So I drug my husband into our basement and it was all dark, and I did this and he was amazed!"
-As she's rubbing a very phallic looking florescent light in the dark with a wool sweater in a very provacative kind of way ...Heaven bless Dr. Voltmer she's just a very funny lady...

Don't mind me

2005-10-20T00:53:51Z

So I came to the library tonight to work on papers but it hasn't happened. I don't think my brain is functioning in that particular way this evening. So I'm comtemplating going home and just getting up early to do the work. That and I haven't had dinner yet, I think I need to work on that. I didn't have anything really important to say, I was just kind of bored. I should clean the house or do something but I just don't feel the motivation. Weirdly, though my vedic horoscope says this is supposed to be a super awesome time right now, but it just feels kind of blah...Things not going terribly awesome and kind of down night for me. I feel a little insufficiant as a non-functioning member of society, my self worth is somewhat low, I don't think this is a permanent phase, I'm thinking once I go home and eat some food and cuddle with the cat it'll be better. It's complete bullocks that somethings in my life can be utterly great while everything else seems to wander aimlessly. I feel very cutoff, I don't see or hangout with many people, and I'm feeling quite at a loss because I don't see anyone usually except for Davis, when I hang out with other people I feel like he's all I talk about. Which I dislike (not him) the evil part of me that just says "Well, we did this, and this" and makes me feel like I'm not fun to talk too. At the same token if I discuss what I've been doing I can't not say it. I chalk up my isolation to the fact that I'm old, and I live farther away, and not so much involved in CPA-ish kind of things, out of sight out of mind, but it still makes me paranoid that I am unfun in someway. This whole journal entry is a whole-lotta not fun, but it's weighing on my mind. Anyway, so that's my downer entry for the year. Take that suckers.